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THE IRAQ WAR IS OVER!
August 25th, 2010 (09:35 pm)
current song: if you consider House music...
current song: if you consider House music...
"Mr. President, here's how you should up your game. Go down to NASA and have them launch you up in the shuttle at the edge of space; grab a beer, pop the door, and slide down the emergency shoot! Then, you free-fall until you rendezvous a stealth bomber which drops its payload, a cowboy hat, and a wild stallion. You straddle that horse mid-air, and you ride it all the way down, and only at the last minute you deploy two parachutes: one for you, and one for your giant balls... Now, you land on top of the Washington Monument, and you skateboard down the west face of that baby, pop a 360 ollie into the reflecting pool, where you wrestle a great white shark dressed up like Saddam Housain...to the death! Then, you stride to a podium, where the army corp. of engineers has constructed a megaphone out of the liberty bell and with a voice so clear, so righteous, that angels get boners, you sir, declare unto this nation: VICTORY IS OURS!!!!"
-Stephen Colbert
-Stephen Colbert
....who is the shit. Yes.
